Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
