So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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