This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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