fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
