That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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