Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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