We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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