Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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