I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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