You really coming over, don't trick.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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