I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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