I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
It's blow job season.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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