i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
the liver wants what the liver wants
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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