If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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