pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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