I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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