I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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