I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
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she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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