and you said cock pushups were impossible
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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