How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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