Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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