i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
