their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize
