yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Randomize
