Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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