I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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