I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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