Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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