Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Shame - the story of my life.
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