Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
