would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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