All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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