Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Randomize
