Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
i believe in u and ur pee
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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