Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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