he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
