The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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