Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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