summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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