do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
should my penis look like a turkey
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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