Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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