Ambien. No doubt about it.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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