So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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