I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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