dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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