We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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