I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
