Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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