if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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