No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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