Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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