it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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